minmo:

well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85

minmo:

well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85

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ventusthecorgi:

Bagel riding a unicorn in his dreams

ventusthecorgi:

Bagel riding a unicorn in his dreams

Ab, I’m becoming a mogul! à la Jay Z, à la Martha Stewart, à la Bethany Frankel; next thing you know I’m backstage at Barclays with Riri and Bey and we’re just laughing and sipping on champagne, then Riri leans for a kiss and she goes down on me!

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